DAMN NEAR PERFECT TEE

RESOLUTIONS? NAH, I’M GOOD.
(Damn near perfect actually)

For the people who skipped the self-improvement sermon and chose self-awareness instead.

This tee is for anyone who knows January promises are just December lies with better branding. Clean typography. Zero motivational fluff. Just a calm, confident declaration that you’re doing just fine.

Printed in crisp white on a heather gray super-soft tee, this one works year-round because let’s be honest, resolutions don’t expire… they just quietly disappear.

Details:

• Soft, lightweight heather gray, 4.3-ounce 60/40 combed ring spun cotton/polyester

• Unisex fit that actually fits

• White print with clean, modern type

• Durable print made for repeated reality checks

• Perfect for January… or avoiding January entirely

Wear it to the gym. Wear it to brunch. Wear it while doing absolutely nothing about your goals.

You’re good. And this shirt agrees.

Expect nothing. Be pleasantly comfortable.

Printed when the order is placed. Item will be shipped within 3-4 business days after the order is placed.